ALL IN A DAY’s TIME !!

All check but the aroma of all this cooking is giving me hunger pangs…..:( 
still keeping my calm

Whatever…………………………

Husband stays home- fabulous, but using your laptop 
for work- not so fabulous….The I Pad has to become your BFF for the day.

Mid-day your internet stops working- not happening at all !

Life seems to have come to an end….

You decide to put your time away from technology to good use. You pull out the DSLR to take shots of the clothing to be soon listed for sale  on EBAY,  your camera smiles back at you flashing——————————->

Whatsoever, you run to check and make sure the home phone is working, which now would be the only communication source and guess again………….you get the shock of your life….no phone coz it’s an internet phone…no internet=no phone. .

Daughter wakes up after a brief nap, requests for some TV time. She wants Caillou on the Netflix, but no internet means no Netflix. She has a melodramatic meltdown after all my failed efforts at explaining to her. Suddenly the building fire alarm goes on—-what the f*** ????? you certainly don’t need thiiiissssss after all the day’s drama….

1min, 2mins, 3mins…..exactly 6 mins. later the alarm goes off..FALSE ALARM ……yeah TRING  ????

After another attempt  at distracting daughter, we agree to head out to pick up a package from an online order… you think this will be the star of the day but all in vain….you open the package just to realize that a part of the order is missing……BAM !! Suddenly this becomes the villain in  your life. You call the customer service immediately using the last saved up cell charge…..no reply no reply …phone answered- maa’m you will get the rest of your order by friday…at this you feel like you don’t need it anymore..just kidding !

You look at the time – 5:50 p.m,  60 minutes to dinner ….you take a peek into the fridge, greens- check, egg for scrambling- check =, frozen roti- check…daughter’s dinner ready as husband is eating out. Smooth execution…. you feel happy YAY !

You hear a knock at the door, a neighbor friend has stopped by to say hello…she turns out to be my God send . Takes daughter away to her house, you get an hour’s time off. ALL HAPPY !!

You sit back to ponder the day and realize/conclude that …………..

Technology has crippled you to the core that a day without it is unimaginable . 

What do you say ????